Walks Into Bar Jokes...............

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer....................................................... and some of those peanuts."
The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Get out! We don't want your type in here"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Two guys walk into a bar. You would think the second guy would have ducked.

A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under is arm and says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, and one for the road."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face."

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer, and a mop."

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"